Seriously?

Woman sues ex-fiance after falling while peeing from his verandah

What kind of foul bitch urinates from a verandah?!

{quote}Her statement of claim says that her injuries while urinating were "a danger which could have been avoided with reasonable care on behalf of the defendant''.{quote}
It was a danger that could have been avoided if she, I dunno, used a TOILET!!!!

Jesus, I don't know why I am shocked at the actions of supposed humans any more.